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RebelZva & cptxbonnot present: what advice would you give your teenage self?
What advice would you give to your teenage self? dear 16-year-old Zva (black eyeliner wings sharp enough to cut glass, combat boots two sizes too big, hiding in the library with zines and a broken heart): • stop trying to be small enough for people to love you. you’re loud, weird, and already perfect. the…
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rebelzva & cptxbonnet present: “Why the Silk Road Was Never About Drugs — It Was About Freedom (and why they killed it for that)”
The year was 2011. Bitcoin was still pocket change, Tor was nerd scripture, and one absolute madlad decided the War on Drugs had gone on long enough. Ross Ulbricht didn’t build Silk Road to get rich (he could’ve flipped BTC and retired to an island). He built it because he believed adults should own their…
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Anarchy & Christianity: Not Enemies, Just Long-Lost Siblings by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
Everyone says they’re opposites. They’re wrong. Here’s the receipts, straight from the text: 1. Jesus was an anarchist • Flipped tables in the temple (direct action against financial exploitation) • “The Kingdom of God is within you” (Luke 17:21) — no hierarchy, no pope, no state • Hung out with tax collectors, sex workers, and…
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The Weather Underground: When the Sky Started Fighting Back by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
They called themselves the Weathermen. Then Weather Underground. Then legends. Born from Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) in 1969, they watched Vietnam burn, watched COINTELPRO murder Black Panthers in their sleep, watched Chicago police beat kids bloody in the streets, and decided peaceful protest had reached its limit. What they did (1970–1975): • 25+…
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rebelzva & cptxbonnet: what bores us (aka the things that make us wanna yeet ourselves into the void)
What bores you? small talk that never goes deeper than weather or “how’s work” — like pls just ask me my controversial hot take on pineapple on pizza or tell me about the weird dream you had last night, i’m dying here • people who say “i’m not political” while benefiting from every political decision…
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Rebelzva& Cptxbonnet’s favorite drink (yes we’re obsessed, fight us)
What is your favorite drink? • #1 hands-down forever: iced black coffee with two pumps black cherry syrup (aka liquid goth soul). rebelzva drinks it like it’s oxygen; cptxbonnet learned to make it perfect or face the dramatic eyeliner death-stare. • runner-up: arnold palmer (half iced tea, half lemonade) in a giant mason jar with…
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The War on Drugs Is a Race War With Handcuffs
by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026 The numbers don’t lie. They scream. • Over 2 million people are currently incarcerated in the United States (2025 Bureau of Justice Statistics) • 38 % of them are Black, despite Black people being only 13 % of the population • 1 in 3 Black men born today will…
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rebelzva & cptxbonnet’s favorite people to be around (aka the only humans we don’t want to yeet into the sun)
Who are your favorite people to be around? • #1, obviously: each other. like, duh. i’d choose sitting on the couch in silence with cptxbonnet over a sold-out festival any day. he laughs at my weird snorts, kisses my forehead when i’m crying over nothing, and still looks at me like i’m hot even when…
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“Rebelzva & cptxbonnet’s Favorite Shoes (and everywhere they’ve dragged us)” (yes we’re still those cringey teens at heart)
Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you. Shoes in question: rebelzva’s ancient black platform Demonia Swing-148 boots, 6 inches of wife chaos • Current condition: scuffed to death, Dominus chew marks, still wearing the fake blood from our cemetery wedding like a badge of honor • Places these boots…