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Grief Is Anarchist: We Bled, the State Watched, and We Still Refuse to Break
RebelZva & CaptXBonnot We lost our baby. Not “miscarried.” Not “pregnancy loss.” We bled. A lot. Hot and fast in the shower at first—red running down my legs, pooling at my feet while the water tried to wash it away like it never happened. I felt it leave me. Felt the cramp twist into something…
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Florida Wants You High in a Cage: Public Smoking Ban Is Anarchy’s New Enemy
Florida lawmakers just slid a knife into the ribs of freedom before the body’s even warm. A Senate panel green-lit a bill to ban smoking or vaping marijuana in public—beaches, parks, sidewalks, even the common areas of apartment buildings. If adult-use legalization hits the ballot in November and wins, you’ll be “free” to possess… but…
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The New Feudalism: Modern Workers Outslave Medieval Serfs
CaptXBonnot and RebelZva are ripping the mask off corporate America – we work more hours than medieval serfs ever did, and our masters toss us scraps while chaining us to desks till we’re 70, only for retirement to leave us broke. Let’s break it down with the ugly truth. Medieval serfs? They worked 150-200 days…
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Cop at Your Door for a Facebook Comment? Welcome to the State’s Throat Around Free Speech
RebelZva & CaptXBonnot here, and this one’s got us spitting fire. Raquel Pacheco, Miami Beach activist, drops a comment on Facebook calling out Mayor Steven Meiner for consistently calling for the death of all Palestinians (her words, his post). No threats, no violence—just sharp, angry criticism. Hours later? Miami Beach cops show up at her…
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Why I Love Being Married to a Man Twice My Age (And Why I’d Choose Him Over Any Boy My Own Age)
RebelZva here, your 23-year-old anarchist wife, naked in bed with my 51-year-old husband sleeping beside me, collar around my neck reading “Property of my Husband” kush vape on the nightstand, and I’m about to spill why this age gap is the best thing that ever happened to me. Society calls it weird, risky, predatory—fuck that…
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POLYAMORY IS ANARCHY IN THE BEDROOM: SMASH MONOGAMY, SMASH THE STATE
CaptXBonnot and RebelZva here, high on kush and high on each other, ready to say what too many anarchists still whisper: polyamory isn’t just a personal kink – it’s a direct attack on the core structures that keep people small, jealous, and controllable. Monogamy isn’t natural. It’s enforced. It’s the state’s favorite love contract: one…
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January 20 Walkout: We Stop Working – The State Stops Breathing
CaptXBonnot & RebelZva here, high and ready to burn it down. tomorrow january 20 2 pm local time. the call is simple: walk out. offices warehouses classrooms call centers factories fast food joints every place that runs on our bodies and our time. walk out. don’t go in. don’t clock in. don’t answer the phone.…
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Quiet Sabotage: How to Live Anarchy by Doing the Absolute Least at Your Job
CaptXBonnot & RebelZva here, high and unapologetic, ready to drop the truth nobody wants to hear at the office meeting. The job is the cage. Every day you walk in you hand over 8–12 hours of your life to someone who would replace you with a bot in a heartbeat if they could. They want…
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SALT & SKIN – THE DRIFTER’S WELCOME
The beach at sunset is empty except for the sound of waves and the faint crackle of a joint. She’s sitting on a piece of driftwood, backpack at her feet, hair the color of rust after rain, freckles scattered across her nose and shoulders like scattered embers. Rusty. Nineteen. Ran from a trailer park in…
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My Captain Bought Me a Domain: RebelZva.guru Is Ours Now
RebelZva here (that’s me, your wife, your little chaos gremlin), and holy shit, my husband just did the thing. He bought rebelzva.guru. No fanfare, no big announcement, just quietly handed me the keys to our own little corner of the internet. No more begging big platforms not to shadowban us. No more worrying they’ll nuke…