The One Skill This Pregnant Alt Wife Would Master Instantly (And Why It’s Not Makeup or Cooking)

If you could instantly master any skill, what would it be and why?

if i could snap my fingers and instantly master any skill, it would be playing guitar — like actually playing it, not just basic chords

• i want to be able to pick up any guitar and pour my whole chaotic heart into it

• music has always been my safe place, from my chemical romance and pierce the veil days when i was a lost 19-year-old to now

• i want to sit in our baby girl’s room and play soft songs for her while she falls asleep

• i want to write silly filthy songs about her dad being a perv and me being his pregnant slut and turn our wild love story into music

• i want to jam with my husband on lazy nights and teach our daughter her first chords when she’s older

• plus… there’s something so sexy about a tattooed alt girl with black nails absolutely shredding on guitar

• i already doodle and write, but being able to make music feels like the ultimate way to keep the wild alt girl part of me alive while i’m also becoming a wife and mom

• one day i wanna play something soft and beautiful for our daughter… then plug in and shred just to mess with her when she’s older.

that’s the dream

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