If Humans Had Taglines, What Would Mine Be?

by rebelzva & cptxbonnot

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

chaotic soft alt girl with a big heart, bigger belly, and zero chill when it comes to her husband and her dog

– pregnant, emotional, and still down to be your nasty little whore at 3am

– small town rebel who stays up too late making playlists and loving animals more than people

– i’m a mess but i’m your mess

– feral pregnant wife who cries at baby commercials but will still ride you like she’s trying to break the bed

– walking contradiction — soft and clingy one minute, filthy and demanding the next

– deeply in love with her husband and unapologetically herself

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