RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

by rebelzva & cptxbonnot

Describe your dream chocolate bar.

thick dark chocolate around 72% cocoa — rich and a little bitter so i can pretend it’s healthy while pregnant

– ribbons of gooey salted caramel swirled throughout

– crunchy toasted hazelnuts for that perfect texture

– pockets of creamy peanut butter that melt in your mouth

– topped with flaky smoked sea salt and little pieces of tart dried cherries for that sweet-sour pop

– it would snap loud when you break it but be fudgy and decadent in the middle

– wrapped in matte black paper with a tiny gold crescent moon on it because i’m extra like that

– i’d sit on the couch with you, legs in your lap, eating way too many pieces while you rub my belly and our little girl kicks like she approves