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What Were Your Parents Doing at Your Age? (The Real, Raw Version) by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
What were your parents doing at your age? I’m 22. Here’s the unfiltered truth about where my parents were at 22: Mom: living in a single-wide trailer with the leaky roof, raising me on diner tips and food stamps. she was already divorced (dad bailed when i was two). she drank—cheap vodka in coffee cups…
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How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day Like an Anarchist by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
Valentine’s Day is capitalism’s wet dream: buy love, prove love, package love, sell love, repeat. We say fuck that. Here’s how we do it instead—no flowers from sweatshops, no overpriced chocolate, no scripted dinner dates, just us being loud, free, and completely ours. 1. Burn the script No cards, no chocolates, no reservations. Write each…
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Area 51 Guard Meets an Alien Who Redefines God (And It’s Not What You Expect)
by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026 We just watched “I Guarded an Alien at Area 51 — Until It Revealed the Truth About God” and… holy shit. Not because of little green men or crashed saucers. Because the alien didn’t preach. It just asked questions that broke the guard’s entire worldview in half. The short…
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If I Could Change One Law… by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
If you had the power to change one law, what would it be and why? I’d wipe every single prostitution statute off the books (federal, state, local) in one stroke. Full decriminalization. Not “legalization with licenses and red-light districts” (that’s just state pimping). Decrim. Sex workers are workers. Period. Why? • Criminalization doesn’t stop sex…
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The Biggest Dating Mistake Women Are Making in 2026 (and the Anarchist Fix) by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
We’re at a historic high: more single, childless women than ever before. The stats are brutal: 45 % of women 25–44 are single, fertility windows are closing, and the “I’ll just focus on my career” story is starting to feel like a trap. The mistake? Chasing the fantasy of the “equal-age soulmate” who’s also got…
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Our Dream Home (Salt-Water Edition) by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
Write about your dream home. our dream home isn’t a house. it’s a feeling we carry everywhere, but if we had to pin it to a place, it’s this: a small, off-grid beach shack right on the Daytona sand—no neighbors closer than a quarter mile, stilts up high so the tide can kiss underneath when…
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What hobbies did you used to love… but quietly ghosted? by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time? We all have them: the things we swore were “forever” that we slowly, guiltily, let fade into the rearview. Mine, in no particular order: • Collecting vinyl (i still love the sound, but i stopped hunting crates the second streaming +…
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Sunshine State, Iron Fist: How Florida Uses Lawfare to Crush Dissent by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
The state that sells “freedom” on its license plates is waging open legal warfare against its citizens. They don’t need tanks. They have prosecutors, injunctions, and a legislature that writes laws like hit lists. Here are the receipts, all from 2024–2025: 1. The “Don’t Say Period” Curriculum Ban In early 2025, the Florida DOE threatened…
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Gummy Sutra Made Me His Brat: Favorite Candy Confessions by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
What’s your favorite candy? Candy is the only hierarchy I’ll ever obey: I take the good ones, you fight me for the scraps, and whoever ends up sticky wins. Top 3 proof I’m a complete menace: 1. Sour Patch Kids – red ones only.I hoard them on the couch, then stick my green tongue out…
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Civil War, Revolution, or Reboot? Why Libertarian-Anarchy on the Original Constitution Is the Only Exit That Doesn’t End in Blood by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026
The fuse is lit. Pick your poison: • another civil war (same song, different century) • a managed “color revolution” that just swaps one ruling class for another • or the third option nobody in power wants you to notice: walk away and rebuild on the document they already swore to uphold. The original Constitution…
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