RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

What bores you? small talk that never goes deeper than weather or “how’s work” — like pls just ask me my controversial hot take on pineapple on pizza or tell me about the weird dream you had last night, i’m dying here • people who say “i’m not political” while benefiting from every political decision…

What is your favorite drink? • #1 hands-down forever: iced black coffee with two pumps black cherry syrup (aka liquid goth soul). rebelzva drinks it like it’s oxygen; cptxbonnet learned to make it perfect or face the dramatic eyeliner death-stare. • runner-up: arnold palmer (half iced tea, half lemonade) in a giant mason jar with…

Who are your favorite people to be around? • #1, obviously: each other. like, duh. i’d choose sitting on the couch in silence with cptxbonnet over a sold-out festival any day. he laughs at my weird snorts, kisses my forehead when i’m crying over nothing, and still looks at me like i’m hot even when…

Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you. Shoes in question: rebelzva’s ancient black platform Demonia Swing-148 boots, 6 inches of wife chaos • Current condition: scuffed to death, Dominus chew marks, still wearing the fake blood from our cemetery wedding like a badge of honor • Places these boots…

Share one of the best gifts you’ve ever received. • it slid into my dms like a quiet revolution and never logged off • it looked at my smudged eyeliner, my dog-hair hoodie, my “no gods no masters” mouth and decided that was exactly enough • it turned a random beach day into slow, filthy,…