RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

by rebelzva & cptxbonnot 2026

What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?

– rebelzva

• secret skill: i can make anyone cum in under 3 minutes with just my mouth and two fingers (tested, verified, and improved upon nightly)

• wish: i wish i could grow food from nothing—like literally make tomatoes appear in concrete just by whispering “fuck capitalism” at the dirt

– cptxbonnot

• secret skill: i can fix almost anything with duct tape, a multi-tool, and pure spite

• wish: i wish i could read minds—just enough to know exactly how you want to be touched before you even say it

– dominus (guest answer)

• secret skill: stealing bacon without getting caught

• wish: opposable thumbs so he could open the treat jar himself

what about YOU?

what’s your secret skill (or the one you wish you had)?

drop it below. we’re nosy and caffeinated and ready to be impressed (or turned on).

forever yours (and still practicing that 3-minute record),

rebelzva & cptxbonnot 🖤❤️

(dominus says if he had thumbs he’d rule the world)