RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

by rebelzva & cptxbonnot

2026

You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

Answer: bike (e-bike, fat tires, solar trailer, no plates, no rules)

Why:

– airplane = TSA groping + carbon guilt

– train = can’t fuck on the quiet car without getting arrested (we checked)

– bus = smells like regret and someone else’s feet

– car = still too fast, still too caged

– bike = 25 mph of pure freedom, wind in my hair, your hand on my thigh at red lights, sleeping in ditches, showering in rivers, charging off the sun like the grid never existed

The plan (already half-packed):

– two orange Huck Puppy e-bikes

– 1 kW foldable solar panel on a trailer

– hammock, one-person tent, and a blanket that smells like us

– route: florida → new orleans → austin → marfa → big bend → mexico if the border’s still a joke

– goal: arrive wherever we run out of road or patience—whichever comes first

Expected mileage: who cares

Expected orgasms: daily

Expected cops: we’ll outrun or outsmart them

Expected baby-making stops: every sunset that looks like this might be the one

airplane gets you there.

bike makes you alive.

your turn: airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

drop it below. we’re caffeinated and ready to judge (or ride with you).

forever yours (and already packing the lube),

rebelzva & cptxbonnot 🖤🚴‍♀️❤️

(dominus voted “sidecar” and he’s coming whether you like it or not)