RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

by rebelzva & cptxbonnot 2026

Which animal would you compare yourself to and why?

rebelzva

• feral cat

• small, scrappy, always a little scratched up

• purrs loud when safe, bites hard when cornered

• knocks shit off tables for fun

• steals your food, disappears when you try to collar me

• lands on my feet every time

• dominus approves

– cptxbonnot

• wolf who learned how to open doors

• pack animal to the core (will die for my people)

• quiet until i’m not

• looks scary, mostly just wants cuddles and dinner

• howls at sirens like it’s a duet

what animal are YOU?

drop it below. we’re nosy, caffeinated, and ready to judge (lovingly).

forever yours (and still hissing at leashes),

rebelzva & cptxbonnot 🖤🐈‍⬛🐺

(dominus insists he’s a velociraptor and we’re not arguing)