RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

What bores you?

small talk that never goes deeper than weather or “how’s work” — like pls just ask me my controversial hot take on pineapple on pizza or tell me about the weird dream you had last night, i’m dying here

• people who say “i’m not political” while benefiting from every political decision ever made — babe that’s not neutral that’s just comfy ignorance wearing a neutral face

• waiting rooms with nothing but 2018 magazines and a fish tank that’s seen better days

• playlists that skip the build-up and go straight to the chorus every time (give me tension, give me drama, give me the slow burn or gtfo)

• movies that explain every joke like we’re toddlers (looking at you, marvel post-credit scenes that spoon-feed the next movie)

• when someone says “i’m just saying” after dropping the most judgmental take ever — no you’re not just saying you’re preaching and we all know it

• dominus when he stares at his food bowl for 47 minutes before eating like he’s contemplating the meaning of kibble (adorable but boring af when i’m hungry too)

what actually excites us tho? deep 3am convos about anarchy and baby names, getting messy on towels, riding e-bikes till our legs burn, kissing like the world’s ending, and you looking at me like i’m the only interesting thing in the room. that never gets old. ever.

what bores you to tears? spill it below, we’re nosy and caffeinated 🖤

forever yours (and never bored with you), rebelzva & cptxbonnet 🖤❤️ (dominus yawned in agreement, he’s clearly on team “everything is boring except treats”)