RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

Write about your approach to budgeting.

We don’t budget like normal people. Normal people track every dollar like it’s a prisoner. We track freedom.

Here’s the whole system, in bullets because spreadsheets are for statists:

• Rule #1: No debt, ever

• Mortgage? Nope. Paid cash for the land with crypto gains and a year of side-hustle grinding.

• Car note? Nope. Harley’s paid off, e-bikes were $3k total.

• Credit cards? Burner prepaid only, paid in full every month.

• Rule #2: Cash or crypto only

• Cash for local (farmers’ markets, tattoo artists, weed guy)

• Monero for everything else (privacy coin, untraceable, fuck your KYC)

• Rule #3: The 50/30/20 anarchist remix

• 50 % → land, food we grow, tools, guns, solar upgrades (stuff that makes us more independent)

• 30 % → experiences (beach days, concerts, red lace, gummy sutra shipments)

• 20 % → mutual aid & community (cash drops, bail funds, helping friends disappear when they need to)

• Rule #4: Emergency fund = physical assets

• Gold, silver, ammo, spare Harley parts, and a folder of burner passports (don’t ask)

• Rule #5: Income streams we actually control

• Blog + OnlyFans (writing manifestos and red-lace photos pays better than any cubicle)

• Crypto trading on non-KYC exchanges

• Cash gigs (bike repair, tattoo touch-ups, garden consulting)

• Rule #6: Never spend on anything that spies on us

• No Alexa, no Ring, no subscription bullshit

• Dumb appliances only (they can’t rat us out)

• Rule #7: The “fuck you” fund

• Enough liquid cash/crypto to disappear for a year if the feds ever knock

• Currently at six figures and growing

We don’t track pennies. We track how many days we can live without asking permission.

That’s our budget. That’s our freedom.

Your turn—what’s your money philosophy? Drop it below. We’ll read every one while the coffee cools and the ocean keeps rolling.

— RebelZva & CaptXBonnot 🖤💰🏴