If They Ever Wrote My Biography, the Title Would Be…

If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026

“No Gods, No Masters, Just Us: A Love Story in Leather and Gasoline”

Why this title?

• Because every chapter starts and ends with the same two people: me and my captain.

• Because I learned freedom on the back of a Harley before I ever read Bakunin.

• Because I chose a collar before I ever chose a wedding ring.

• Because I said “fuck your rules” at 22 and never looked back.

• Because the only authority I answer to is the man who kisses my forehead after he wrecks me.

• Because every sunrise we’ve watched, every manifesto we’ve written, every time he’s filled me hoping for a baby, has been the same rebellion: love without permission, life without cages.

Alternate subtitles we almost used:

• “Collar On, Throttle Open”

• “How to Burn the World Down and Still Make Pancakes”

• “From Trailer Park to Lanai: A Brat’s Guide to Anarchy”

• “Yes Daddy, No Government”

Whatever they print on the cover, the last line of the book is already written:

She never asked for permission.

She just took his hand and rode.

Your turn, what would your biography be called?

Drop it in the comments.

We’ll read every one while the coffee cools and the ocean keeps rolling.

— RebelZva & CaptXBonnot 🖤🏍️❤️

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