RebelZva – Anarchy Guru

by RebelZva & CaptXBonnot ♱ 2026

We just watched the Jesse Michels / Charles Hall interview and our brains are leaking out our ears.

Key takeaways from the man who spent two years babysitting interstellar tourists who can bend spacetime but can’t install a working toilet:

• The Tall Whites’ party trick: link arms and glow up into a giant fluorescent horse that gallops 100 mph across the desert. Yes, a Power-Ranger-style alien pony made of radioactive diplomats.

• They have anti-gravity craft the size of city blocks but still had to knock on a 19-year-old weather observer’s shack at 3 a.m. begging to use the porta-potty.

• Charles made one laugh once. Iconic.

• Their suits shower the desert with visible subatomic decay tracks because apparently radiation chic never goes out of style.

• The Norwegians (blonde, 24 teeth, chill vibes) were also there, just casually strolling the ranges like it’s Oslo.

• Charles drops “in my book” so often we turned it into a drinking game and blacked out by minute 38.

• Best line of the entire two-plus hours: “They always come heavily armed… but they still needed my bathroom.”

If beings that can fold gravity like origami still have to ask a human private for the shitter key at 0400, then every hierarchy ever built is a cosmic joke and the revolution begins with whoever controls the TP supply.

Watch the full interview here before the men in black memory-hole it:

Ride fast. Shit where you want. Never trust anyone with more than 24 teeth.

— RebelZva & CaptXBonnot 🖤🚽🛸🏍️